So, you got a car. Maybe you just turned fifty, and it’s a brand new Porsche. Maybe you’re eighteen, and it’s a hand-me-down ’90s station wagon with some serious electrical quirks. Either way, it’s time to hit the bricks in that puppy.

The big question now? How to show off your equally awesome personality to all those other drivers on the road. You could crank up the radio and rock out at the stoplights, but we have another idea: get your paws on a vanity license plate, and spread some laughter like these twenty gems we found below.

1. Dead ahead: If you’re close enough to read the plate on this hearse, you’re too close. Any sudden braking, and you might end up riding in this guy’s backseat, along with whomever or whatever else happens to be back there.

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